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Gilan: As the executor of Lady Lyra's estate, I have been empowered to read Lady Lyra's Last Will And Testament.
Beran: Well, get on with it, i have to sleep.
Mara: Oh, poor, dear Lyra! Waaaa!
Chisel: Oh, there, there, Mara. *huggles*
Avi: Kizus, how predictably boring.
Chosovi: ... My poor little sis......
Dongo: *is just watching* ...
Gilan: If we are all seated... I shall proceed with the reading.
Avi: I knew it.
Beran: Heh heh heh heh.
Gilan: "I, Lyra Queen of Everything," pffft "being of sound mind and body..."
Beran: That's a laugh! Hehehe...
Gilan: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional leader, Mara..."
Mara: Waaaa!
Chisel: Mara, darling, he's talking about us.
Mara: *sniffle* Oh.
Gilan: "...who grubbed with her husband, Chisel, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy..."
Mara: *sobs* What?
Gilan: "...To Mara, I leave... a boot to the head."
Mara: A what?
*BONK!*
Mara: OW!
Chosovi: !
Chisel: MAAAARA, are you okay? D:
Gilan: "...and another boot to her wimpy husband, Chisel."
*BONK!*
Chisel: Owww!
Beran: Hahahahaha...
Mara: *hugs Chisel* This is an outrage!
Gilan: "...ah, but still, you are my leader, you have both admired my Ferrari, and since I no longer need it..."
Mara: Oh, dear Lyra, she's too kind!
Chisel: Yup... *rubs head*
Gilan: "...I bequeath another boot to the head."
Mara: What?!
*BONK!*
Mara: Ow!
Avi: ...
Beran: Hahahaha...
Gilan: "And one more for the wimp."
*BONK!*
Chisel: Ow! My mohawk!
Gilan: "Next, to that sleepyhead of a war chief..."
Beran: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!
Gilan: "...to dear Beran, who has never worked a day in his sleepy life..."
Beran: I'm coverin' up my head!
Gilan: "...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey."
Beran: ... really?
Gilan: "And a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Beran: OH!
Gilan: "And another for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: Oh!
*BONK!*
Chisek: Ow!
Gilan: "Next, to my know-it-all mentor, Avi..."
Avi: This is so predictable...
Gilan: "...I leave a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Avi: Uh! I knew it.
Gilan: "And one for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: Ah!
*BONK!*
Chisel: OW!
Gilan: "This takes care of tribe obligations. And now, to my dear sister Vi..."
Chosovi: Oh, uh, I don't want nothin'...
Gilan: "...who took care of me faithfully these many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me prey..."
Chosovi: Oh, I didn't mind...
Gilan: "To my sis Chosovi, I bequeath..." *sighs* "...a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Chosovi: OH!
Avi: WAT
Gilan: "And one for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: AH!
*BONK!*
Chisel: OH!
Gilan: "And so, to... uhn... that cool guy, Dongo, I leave my entire vast...boot to the head!"
*BONK!*
Dongo: WAHGH!
Avi: WAT
Gilan: "And finally, to my lawyer, Gilan GrizzlyBear, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head..." Thank Kizus"but a rabid Tasmanian devil, to be placed in his trousers?!" Ooohhh!! Oh, huh OW UGH huh, and, and, "...and I LeaveMyEntireEstateOf$10MillionToTheGuysOfTheOutcastsSoTheyCanAffordToMoveSomewhereDecent!" UUUUggghhhh *facedesks* *mumbles*Burn in hell you whiny little bitch...*mumbles*
Chisel: ...Is ... Is that it?
Avi: That's it?
Beran: That's disgraceful.
Gilan: *grumbles and checks paper* Uhn... there's one last thing for everyone.
Beran: Cover your heads, everybody!
Gilan: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply... of ice cream."
Chisel: Ice cream?! c:
Beran: Ice cream? :v
Avi: Ice cream, that's all? :/
Gilan: That's all.
Chosovi: ...Well, what flavor is it?
Gilan: ... Boot to the head!
*BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!*
All: OW!
Gilan, Lyra, and parody, RainfoxArts / Me!
Chosovi, BosleyBoz
Avi, VertigoCrime
Chisel, AskTyranno
Mara, mickleo
Beran, Delui
Dongo, Tunquen
Last Will And Temperament, The Frantics
Beran: Well, get on with it, i have to sleep.
Mara: Oh, poor, dear Lyra! Waaaa!
Chisel: Oh, there, there, Mara. *huggles*
Avi: Kizus, how predictably boring.
Chosovi: ... My poor little sis......
Dongo: *is just watching* ...
Gilan: If we are all seated... I shall proceed with the reading.
Avi: I knew it.
Beran: Heh heh heh heh.
Gilan: "I, Lyra Queen of Everything," pffft "being of sound mind and body..."
Beran: That's a laugh! Hehehe...
Gilan: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional leader, Mara..."
Mara: Waaaa!
Chisel: Mara, darling, he's talking about us.
Mara: *sniffle* Oh.
Gilan: "...who grubbed with her husband, Chisel, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy..."
Mara: *sobs* What?
Gilan: "...To Mara, I leave... a boot to the head."
Mara: A what?
*BONK!*
Mara: OW!
Chosovi: !
Chisel: MAAAARA, are you okay? D:
Gilan: "...and another boot to her wimpy husband, Chisel."
*BONK!*
Chisel: Owww!
Beran: Hahahahaha...
Mara: *hugs Chisel* This is an outrage!
Gilan: "...ah, but still, you are my leader, you have both admired my Ferrari, and since I no longer need it..."
Mara: Oh, dear Lyra, she's too kind!
Chisel: Yup... *rubs head*
Gilan: "...I bequeath another boot to the head."
Mara: What?!
*BONK!*
Mara: Ow!
Avi: ...
Beran: Hahahaha...
Gilan: "And one more for the wimp."
*BONK!*
Chisel: Ow! My mohawk!
Gilan: "Next, to that sleepyhead of a war chief..."
Beran: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!
Gilan: "...to dear Beran, who has never worked a day in his sleepy life..."
Beran: I'm coverin' up my head!
Gilan: "...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey."
Beran: ... really?
Gilan: "And a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Beran: OH!
Gilan: "And another for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: Oh!
*BONK!*
Chisek: Ow!
Gilan: "Next, to my know-it-all mentor, Avi..."
Avi: This is so predictable...
Gilan: "...I leave a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Avi: Uh! I knew it.
Gilan: "And one for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: Ah!
*BONK!*
Chisel: OW!
Gilan: "This takes care of tribe obligations. And now, to my dear sister Vi..."
Chosovi: Oh, uh, I don't want nothin'...
Gilan: "...who took care of me faithfully these many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me prey..."
Chosovi: Oh, I didn't mind...
Gilan: "To my sis Chosovi, I bequeath..." *sighs* "...a boot to the head."
*BONK!*
Chosovi: OH!
Avi: WAT
Gilan: "And one for Mara and the wimp."
*BONK!*
Mara: AH!
*BONK!*
Chisel: OH!
Gilan: "And so, to... uhn... that cool guy, Dongo, I leave my entire vast...boot to the head!"
*BONK!*
Dongo: WAHGH!
Avi: WAT
Gilan: "And finally, to my lawyer, Gilan GrizzlyBear, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head..." Thank Kizus"but a rabid Tasmanian devil, to be placed in his trousers?!" Ooohhh!! Oh, huh OW UGH huh, and, and, "...and I LeaveMyEntireEstateOf$10MillionToTheGuysOfTheOutcastsSoTheyCanAffordToMoveSomewhereDecent!" UUUUggghhhh *facedesks* *mumbles*Burn in hell you whiny little bitch...*mumbles*
Chisel: ...Is ... Is that it?
Avi: That's it?
Beran: That's disgraceful.
Gilan: *grumbles and checks paper* Uhn... there's one last thing for everyone.
Beran: Cover your heads, everybody!
Gilan: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply... of ice cream."
Chisel: Ice cream?! c:
Beran: Ice cream? :v
Avi: Ice cream, that's all? :/
Gilan: That's all.
Chosovi: ...Well, what flavor is it?
Gilan: ... Boot to the head!
*BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!*
All: OW!
Gilan, Lyra, and parody, RainfoxArts / Me!
Chosovi, BosleyBoz
Avi, VertigoCrime
Chisel, AskTyranno
Mara, mickleo
Beran, Delui
Dongo, Tunquen
Last Will And Temperament, The Frantics
I'm sorry Chisel, sorry Mara... and Vi... and everyone
Lyra is a freaking troll, and i needed a couple that Brad held at least a slight grudge gainst.
And as she """died""" once (Last year's april fools)... take this thing.
Inspired by the video that made my life
youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgW…
I regret nuthin'
Lyra is a freaking troll, and i needed a couple that Brad held at least a slight grudge gainst.
And as she """died""" once (Last year's april fools)... take this thing.
Inspired by the video that made my life
youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgW…
I regret nuthin'
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AND ANOTHER FOR MARA AND THE WIMP!!